a song of ice and fire {closed/to gray}


She tilted her head. Is he for real? He has a stripping problem because of his TEACHER? Well, the expression on his face and his tone of voice hinted that he was serious, so she felt it best to not press him further on the matter. She just meant him, and she’d really like to not get in a fight with the dude she’s supposed to be ‘married’ to.


"You have a stripping problem because of your teacher? Eh, I guess if you can’t help it I don’t really mind then. It’s just something I’ll have to get used to. Don’t you get cold?" 

Personally, Elesis doesn’t like the cold. Of course, that’d be expected from a fire magic user such as her. God, she hates it when monsters inflict freezing status on her.. It’s literally the worst thing.

She shrugged. He has a point, so she won’t stop him.


"Nah, I don’t mind. I’m Elesis. Nice to meet you, Gray, even if our first encounter was a bit… interesting, to say the least."

She extended her arm once again for a handshake.

[That look on her eyes was a clear indication that she didn’t believe his words completely but Gray was pretty sure that was the case.]

Yeah, and that’s actually why. I was trained to withstand the freezing cold while wearing only the minimum clothing possible and thanks to our teacher forcing us through that sort of training everytime, I developed that habit.

[That red hair of the girl reminded him more of Erza but her personality felt somewhat closer to someone else. If anything, he was glad that she had let go of that little inconvenience and she was intending on “getting used to it” since that was what most of his friends did in any case.]

Elesis, huh? That’s a name I hadn’t heard before. And uh, thanks for understanding.

[If they were going to be married against their will, being unable to get past that part of him would completely defeat the purpose of the marriage in itself so it was good that she would at least try so Gray went ahead and held her hand in a handshake.]

a song of ice and fire {closed/to gray}


He lost his clothes. He LOST his clothes. HE LOST HIS CLOTHES. Just great. Elesis facepalmed at him, then gritted her teeth. This is the man she’s married to. Great, JUST GREAT. She clenched her fist, and you could see a few flames spark up from it. Of course, though, she’s not gonna hurt him. She’s not THAT angry. Yet. Don’t push her buttons unless you want to melt, ice boy.

"You lost your clothes? Seriously? Ugh."She stared right at him. Er, at his face I mean! Okay, maybe her eyes are wandering a bit. On a scale of 1 to 10, how often does this happen to you. You’re not some kinda perverted exhibitionist, are you? I won’t judge you if you are. Well, not a lot at least. Only a tiny bit." Of course, she couldn’t help but ask. They ARE supposed to be married, right? It’s only fair that she knows. Even if it’s a bit personal. She wouldn’t be surprised if he was one. Though, he seemed SHOCKED by the fact that he was naked, so maybe she’s wrong. Seriously dude, what’s your DAMAGE.


Well, he might have a stripping problem, but at least he’s nice to look at, in her opinion at least. So there’s that. And he doesn’t seem TOO stupid. However, she’d still prefer it if he had pants on.

"Want me to get you a pair of pants or something? You DO have more than one set of clothes, right?"

[This girl was pretty blunt by asking that and he almost could swear he saw fire from her hand back there. At that moment, a certain dragon slayer came to mind but he shook his head to deny the idea.]

Uh, well 8 I guess? It’s a condition I developed thanks to years training with a certain teacher…

[The teacher was like his second mother and even though she trained him by forcing him to stand the cold with the bare minimum of clothing, he developed the habit of taking off his clothes without even realizing it and to this day, he still does it without realizing it most of the time. There are rare occasions where he does it consciously but this was not one of those.]

Well, thanks but I’d hate to bother you with that as soon as we’re getting to meet each other so I’ll go fetch a new set of clothing myself.

[And with that, he swiftly walked into what was now their bedroom and changed himself into a new pair of fresh clothes.]

Well, I guess it’s a bit late but yeah, I’m Gray Fullbuster. I didn’t catch your name so would you care to repeat it if it’s not much trouble?

a song of ice and fire {closed/to gray}


This is not the situation Elesis wanted to be in right now.

She groaned as she opened the door to the apartment, leaning her sword against the wall next to it, then laid down on the couch not too far from the door. She stared up at the ceiling. Why’s this happening to her, of all people, right now? She doesn’t fully grasp the situation, and honestly, she doesn’t care much for it. I mean, she NEVER expected to get this married so early on in her life! And not to some stranger she just met! Or.. well, technically she hasn’t MET this said stranger yet. She hopes that he’s not as daft as she thinks he’s gonna be.

Her attention turned towards the door when she heard the handle turn. That must be him now, she assumed. No one else has the key to the apartment just yet, as far as she knows.

She stood up and took a moment to observe him. Well, if he’s stupid, he’s at least cute, so there’s that. Maybe she could excuse it. Just MAYBE. She walked towards him and extended an arm.


"Hey. I’m Elesis. I assume you’re Gray, right? I’m supposed to be your wife or something, so let’s try to get alo-"

She stopped. In the blink of an eye, there went GRAY’S CLOTHES. MY GOD, WHY IS HE IN HIS UNDERWEAR? Of course, she wasn’t disgusted, but just… surprised. And maybe a little uncomfortable. She took her arm back and put it by her side. She’s not shaking his hand until he puts his clothes back on.

"DUDE, put your fuckin’ clothes back on. What the hell, man?"

[Working at an ice-cream shop allowed Gray to use his powers to amaze the children an he managed to attract a lot of customers that way but it was still a bit tiring to do all sort of things in the day so once the shift was over, he was grateful for being able to go and relax at his apartment. Of course, living by himself after his supposed family members were taken away for some reason was quite peaceful but being told that he’d be re-assigned to a new family for some unexpected reasons was a bit unnerving. What he didn’t expect was that his new “wife” would show up today already and so she was about to greet him and he extended his hand towards her in order to shake her hand when she pointed out something even he hadn’t realized.]

ACK!! When did that happen?!

[Sure, his boxers looked almost like shorts due to the length but they still looked like boxers nonetheless.]

Um.. it seems I lost my clothes so I can’t “put them back on”

[[Well I went on vacations and then I finally came back so please, let me know if I owe you a reply and I’ll do it tomorrow as soon as I can!]]


"What is this place… What is a fiance… What’s a father or parents even?" The young girl sat comfortable in a quiet park as she asked all these questions to her dear bunny friend.


She was awfully confused about all these new things that have been told to her. ‘You have a family now.’ But what exactly is a family and why did she have one? She tried her best to think long and hard and while thinking, she didn’t notice the person that appeared in her presence.

[As he was talking a walk out in the city, Gray came across a park and decided it might be a nice idea to take a detour and go through it just to see some bit of nature within the city.

As he was doing so, he noticed a small girl who seemed to be talking to herself, or rather to a puppet on her hand and couldn’t help but stare until he grew curious enough to make his presence known since the girl didn’t seem to acknowledge it yet.]

Um, are you okay?

A Weird Girl and Her Porn [Open]


The girl pushed up her glasses and smiled innocently.


"Stolen~? I have no idea what you mean! I brought this from home, after all. That aside, it would be a shame if you called the cops only for me to claim you’re sexually assaulting me with your exposed nipples. I’m only a fourteen-year-old girl, you know! They would take you in and give you the ride of your life if I also tell them I suspect you are hiding drugs inside of your ass~" She tilted her head at the man, as if daring him to call the authorities. Snitches get stitches, stranger.

"Now that this matter is settled, I should introduce myself: I’m Mairu Orihara, and I’m currently looking for a girlfriend. Although I already have a fiancee, I have yet to meet her. Do you think she would have a nice pair of boobs? Or a round butt? Actually, she could also be petite and I wouldn’t mind. But cute, she definitely needs to be cute."

[Gray was about to press the matter further since he knew that was a big fat lie but the threat she made was pretty much easy for strangers to believe since most people only believed what they saw at first and he’d been accused of being a pervert many times in the past so he already knew it could happen and it was such a hassle to stay explaining the authorities it wasn’t the case and even though he’d eventually be released for lack of proof on the claims, it would be a lot of time lost that he didn’t want to go through.]

Ugh, you’re a pretty cunning girl, you know?….

[And as if matters weren’t bad enough, she started talking openly about her own tastes to a complete stranger which of course made Gray to think that people from different places were pretty different as well.]

Oh, so you swing that way?… wait no, more importantly, why are you talking about that to the guy you just threatened!?

[It was clear that this place would be even crazier than back home already.]

Winter is better than summer [Closed @ Hiyori]


So he was completely clueless as to how fathers behaved towards daughters? Perfect! She had before her a blank slate, and it was her to fill with whatever she pleased! Admittedly, she did feel just a tad guilty for taking advantage of his tragic past. But if she would be able to convince him that her happiness was the most important thing, and he was able to succeed in giving her that, then he would be happy too, right? It was definitely a win-win situation no matter which way she looked at it!


Yknow, I could totally teach you how to be a good father," she said in a sugarcoated tone, "Even of you only want to be considered a friend, it would still be helpful for if you end up with a real kid of your own someday, wouldn’t it? You can consider this my way of repaying you for taking care of me!”

He was practically putty in her hands at this point. No doubt they’d both end up being closer than ever, but really this was all her design. Honestly, she even impressed herself sometimes. 

[Gray had a little trouble believing that a girl who was younger than him would know how to be a parent when they didn’t get along with their own parent in life but maybe he could play along for the sake of a peaceful relationship between the two.]

Well, I’m not so sure about the whole being a father thing just yet… but I guess I could use some tips.

[Since they would have to get to know each other, what better moment to start doing that than now? That’s what the ice mage thought and decided that he might as well do that right away.]

Oh right, Robin and I are apparently from different worlds so I guess I should ask from where do you come from and what was your world like. Maybe that’s a good topic to start with.

(Source: nakedice)

A Weird Girl and Her Porn [Open]


Mairu smiled at the oddly shirtless man. The authorities were no threat to her, as she never technically did anything wrong. “They have better things to worry about, and I think they would agree. My brother is one of those things.” Izaya was, of course, much more subtle than she was, but the things he did seemed to have a much bigger impact. She couldn’t say she admired him for it, if anything she was indifferent.


"Where’s your shirt? Isn’t that public nudity? And you tell me I’m the one who could get in trouble~?"

[Gray didn’t know anything about the girl’s brother but she made it sound as if he was a big troublemaker and he wasn’t sure he liked the sound of that. As he was about to make a rebuttal on that, she pointed out something he hadn’t even realized.]

Crap! Where did my shirt go?!

[As fast as the surprise seemed to come over the young man, it faded away.]

Damn, it probably was when I took out that thug earlier… Well in any case having no shirt does not qualify as public nudity, I still have my pants and shoes on. If I lost my shirt that was my mistake but I can deal with that later but the fact that you have that magazine means you stole it so that’s another thing you should watch out for. 

A Weird Girl and Her Porn [Open]


"What do you mean I’m too young to purchase this!?"


The offended voice of a young girl rang throughout the convenience store as the one it belonged to brandished a copy of Playboy. It was a very tasteful September issue with a centrefold that knocked Mairu’s knee-high socks off. Truthfully, she usually stole the magazines, but her surrogate father seemed to be pretty good with giving her a decent allowance.

"If you let me walk out of here with this, I’ll pay you double for it." She bargained with the person behind the counter. To her disappointment, they simply asked her to put it back instead, leaving a particularly grumpy Mairu Orihara to walk out of the store empty handed. But as soon as she left the clerk’s line of sight, she reached into her jumper and pulled out another adult magazine that she had swiped earlier. It was nice to be prepared.

As she flipped through it with a smile and a reddening face, she suddenly stopped and looked behind her. Someone seemed to be peering over her shoulder. “Hey, at least wait until I’m done! You’re a pretty big pervert.” The girl giggled.

[Gray wasn’t too fond of books but magazines were a different thing. As he had spotted a store that was selling many kinds of things, magazines among them, he decided to go and take a look.

As he was in the store, he couldn’t help but notice a girl was asking for something quite unusual and after the whole thing, he followed her because he thought she was probably going to get into trouble and as expected, she was doing stuff that would get her in trouble.]

I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t be reading that kind of magazines. What would you do if a cop catches you with it, huh?

Winter is better than summer [Closed @ Hiyori]


Friendzoned by her own father, huh? Well, no matter. She could still make this work to her advantage. Boys tended to be suckers to girls no matter what, now that she thought about it. Every boy she knew back home was at her beck-and-call without any effort on her part. This one was probably no different. Still, it wouldn’t hurt to maintain her sweet facade, at least for now.

Ah, right! That’s fine too, I guess you can’t have too many friends huh?" She said, clasping her hands behind her back.


 ”My real father and I were never really close… I didn’t have much of a connection… That’s why I was so quick to call you my dad, I was kinda hoping this could be like a fresh start, know?" She saddened her expression a little but did not make a face dramatic enough to raise suspicion, "I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable!

She was going to milk this guy for all he was worth if it was the last thing she did. 

[The girl seemed nice enough to him to lower his guard around but her words made him feel a bit uneasy because he wasn’t sure how to reply to that. He couldn’t grow up with his dad because he was killed when he was young and he merely survived by chance so when people can’t be close to their parents it made him feel as if they weren’t cherishing them enough but he knew everyone had their own circumstances and he couldn’t meddle on that too much.]

You don’t have to be sorry. It’s just that I grew up without a father myself so I’m not sure how to act as one and it’s more comfortable for me if we could be friends instead so feel free to rely on me whenever you need help. I can do that at the very least.

[He might not be a father figure but he was given the responsibility of taking care of her so he had to at least help with the most basic of things he thought.]

(Source: nakedice)